From the bizarre to the plain stupid, here are 10 of the dumbest things we could find on Amazon.com.
1. Unicorn Meat! Now with extra sparkle!
And in case you were wondering what the cuts were…
2. If unicorn isn’t your thing, try Canned Dragon Meat!
3. Sick of canned food? Try something fresh, like a fresh pressed duck made with your very own duck carcass press!
4. Cooking with Coolio! Become a 5-star chef with brilliant chapters such as “How to Become a Kitchen Pimp,” “Chillin’ and Grillin’,” and “Pasta Like a Rasta.”
5. Keep your bathroom classy with Black Toilet Paper!
6. Move over G.I. Joe, Jesus is all the rage! Jesus Action Figure Deluxe is sure to triumph over evil!
7. Face/Butt Soap! Because you can never be too sure…
8. Give the Gift of Nothing! Perfect for anyone who has everything!
9. Need a quick pick-me-up? Try drinking some Cocaine! Because why not name an energy drink that?
10. And finally, the Large Vinyl Gender Neutral Asian, which obviously needs no explanation.