Amazon’s Top 5 “Crappiest” Products

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#1 The Potty Putter

Golf Poop

Want to poop while playing golf, or do you want to play golf while you’re pooping? Well problem solved with this crappy device. As far as crappy gag gifts go this one craps on all of them. Crap product, crap design, crap packaging, and crap manufacturers. But my putting game has never been better. Won’t buy again. 3 Poops out of 5.


 #2 Holy Crap Cereal

Holy Crap Cereal

Holy Crap! Start your mornings with some Holy Crap! This cereal has all the crap you need to stay healthy and hipster. They’ve taken out all the GMO crap and all the gluten crap then they dumped in all the organic, kosher, and hipster crap they could. Enough to make any one say “Holy Crap! Why am I buying cereal on Amazon!”. 3.5 Poops out of 5.

 #3 Fart Sounds App

Fart sounds app

Want a crappy app that wont break your budget, well this app is free. And that’s about the only upside of downloading this fart generater. The game is more disturbing than I would have guessed and the sound is crap. If you enjoy side butts and poor quality farting this is the app for you. 1 Poop out of 5.

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#4 Karma Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop

Karma Pootra Book

Karma Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop was dumped into my lap one afternoon. I found out it contains all the ways to poop and then some. One of my favorite things about this book is that it’s unclear if this is the perfect coffee table book or an ideal candidate for a bathroom companion. Either way it has shed new light on an everyday activity. The book is broken down into sections; Solo, Group Positions, Positions with Toys, and Specialty Positions. None of the illustrations are explicit making this book great for the whole family. 4.5 Poops out of 5.

#5 Civet Coffee (Cat Poo Coffee)

Civit Poop Coffee

For the coffee connoisseurs trying civet coffee is on the top of the list. The coffee beans to make these unbelievable roasts have been eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet. The civet is a cat-like animal in Indonesia. Not to be confused with a civic. Great coffee. 4 Poops out of 5.